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Tyrone F. Horneigh (pronounced "hor-NIGH", presumably to satisfy the censors) was a "filthy outdated man" who was generally after drab spinster Gladys Ormphby (Ruth Buzzi). As she sat with a park bench he would attempt to sit proper close to her, finally forcing her to the sting of the bench. "Here will come the decide". The judge, initially por